Steamy Word Guy

I am in need! Blue-ball, backed-up, almost-in-pain…NEED! Yes, sexually. In need of a hot, sexual affair with a woman who only wants to suck and fuck and be sucked and fucked…by me. Are there other stipulations? Well, hell yeah there are! She must be super discreet and not have any desire to tell anyone, including her friends and especially my wife. lol – not funny.

The hardest part is the finding out who, the research part, which happens to be the longest, most tedious part. I have to find a woman that wants to cheat or a single woman that doesn’t mind me cheating. I know how to do this. But it takes patience and time. I personally feel that a married woman is an easier “target” if I may call her that. Simply because most marriages are just flat out UNSATISFACTORY when it comes to fun and sex. And first I have to find a woman that I’m attracted to and then start my art of seduction…or research (just doesn’t sound as sexy).

I need to first befriend the women I am targeting. Becoming her friend (one of the girls in essence) and let her feel as though they can open up to me. And if her marriage is like most, she will wonder why it’s so easy and fun to talk to me and open  up. You see, men and women really can’t be friends. It’s true. Because yes, the man always wants to fuck her. Always. I guess there would be the exception where he just flat out does not find her attractive and is appeasing her by being her friend, but in that case, SHE wants to fuck him!

Accomplishing the part of the friend is frustrating for me because of the time factor. I’m not feeling very patient these days. Damn horny dick!  However, it does come easy to me. I wasn’t the stud growing up who got the girls right away. I HAD to become their friends first because they didn’t look at me as a guy to fuck. But the one’s that eventually did (there were a few), were the ones that got to know me first. I have a great personality (yes, we all know what that means).

Once I do get to that level with a woman, it’s easier to find out things to advance my position (toward being inside of her). It’s easier to find out what needs of hers are not being met, all the while being that shoulder to cry on or ear to bend. This is probably the spot where I can almost know for sure whether she would cheat or not. If I think she would, then, when she has exhausted the main topics that bother her about her spouse, I can interject my perspectives…what I believe, how I treat a woman…what she deserves and should have, etc. In addition that, empathize with her the whole time and find times to drop hints. In fact, at this level, teasing, flirty comments should be very accepted by her and probably recipricated. If I had come to the conclusion she would not cheat, I’d be nice about offering to listen when she wants me to and move on.

Before I talk about the next “level” so to speak, there IS another route to take and that’s through writing. Email and chatting with them while at work can do two things: 1. Teach you a lot and 2. Open a lot of doors if she is open to flirting in that manner.

Next, it’s a matter of getting the two of us in a situation of having fun. Be it out drinking after work (can you tell I am thinking about women at work? 2-3 actually) or at a basketball game, playing pool…something where the physicality of our communication can start to take over a bit. A brush against her here, a high five and playful shove there. Touching is key at this level.

From here it’s sketchy because you really have to feel her out (not literally….YET!) to understand where she’s at. If she is drinking, is she drinking a lot or not really monitoring herself? Is she forward in her touching or is she receptive to yours at all? Is she playfull? Teasing? Is she comfortable overall, basically?

If so, then more direct, sexual comments or moves (touches) that are more forward may very well by in play. But ya gotta be careful. It may take more than one, or two, or three of these outings to get to that point. It all depends on her level of comfort with the situation and you.

It’s almost inevitable that she will stop at one point if it does advance. If you kiss, for instance. She will stop and say “we can’t!” or “I can’t!” or “this is wrong”. You have to go with it. You have to agree. It can turn on a dime at that point…either right back into the kissing because it being wrong is so right. Or it can stop dead cold.

If it does stop dead cold. Apologize right away. Let her know that you had no intentions like this and you wouldn’t do anything to jeapordize her situation. You CAN throw in something like, “I”m sorry, I don’t know what came over me! I guess it’s just you and our connection. Just so strong…sorry.” So you are apologizing, but you are explaining your feelings AND you are dropping a seed…a hint…of how good it could be.

If you are at the stage of kissing…and I mean making out, wet, sloppy tongues, moaning, grabbing each other type kissing, then it can get even dicier. What next? Where? How? And will she?

See, some women will feel bad about a kiss or a make out session, but not feel as though it’s detromental to their marriage or relationship or that it is considered chating. They can blow it off easier. But the thought of having sex…THAT could be just too big of a pill for them to swallow. Speaking of swallowing…oh, wait…that’s later.

The way to test this is to be somewhere somewhat private during that or another make out session. In a car, a locked office, etc. And do what you’ve done so many times before. Let the hand wander to her ass or your lips to her ear and down her neck and see if it’s met with objection. I will say that if you are on the 2nd make out session or beyond, your liklihood of sex is GREATLY increased. So one bit of advice would be to be stop the first kiss yourself. Don’t be negative, just stop it. And wait for the opportunity of the 2nd one to arrise. Chances increased right there. Especialy if she’s eager to go out again or get you alone.

So, like I said, it’s a lot of work to even get to this point. I think you know what to do from this point. 

There are now only two people in this world that have read or do read this blog that know me (aaaannnnd you know who you are). Interestingly enough, both women, at one time or another, I was involved with sexually. One while I was married and the other while I was with a gf/engaged. Don’t worry ladies, I won’t give any more away than that.

The unfortunate thing now is that neither of them lives anywhere near me. One of them never did actually. But now that I am more settled in my life, travel is not as easy as option. In most cases, no option at all. But damn if I wouldn’t get on a plane for either of them! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrowl!

So, I need a fucking girlfriend. And you can read that both ways. I need a fucking girlfriend, meaning I need one bad. And I need a FUCKING girlfriend – who is interested in one thing and one thing only. I guess I should add “locally” to the end of that.

Okay, back to my personals ad. Just kidding, that’s not what this is. I will, however, gladly accept advice, feedback and input…feel free to comment or email me!